International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Well, blow me down! Thar, off the windward bow, the frigate Jimmy! Ready your blunderbuss, and up the ratlines! Prepare the cannons with knipple-shot! We’ll hit ‘im broadside! Ready about?! Helm’s alee!!!

It’s International Talk Like a Pirate day!!!!  Aaarrrrggggh!

Apparently my Pirate Name is: Drity Sam Flint

You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Arrrrrgh!